Car Crash

February 20, 2017, 8:20am Beth asked me if I want to change my underwear before I leave for work. I did not. I then got into a car accident. Are these two things related? All I am saying is that if I had changed my underwear, maybe I would not have been in an accident, which required me to change my underwear anyway. And Beth is right. Dot com.

Beth is alt-rock right!

September 23, 2017, 9:58pm The music played on Friends is "very 90s." Not like little musical snippets, but like "R.E.M. playing loudly during a scene" 90s. Too bad they didn't have the internet in 1994 to check

Fashion is fickle. And temporary.

August 23, 2017, 9:45pm If Beth's favorite pair of shorts gets paint on them, don't spend twenty minutes searching for them on Old Navy or Pinterest or Google - they are two years old and impossible to find now. Save your time and just go to

11:30pm. Can't sleep. Check

August 22, 2017, 11:30pm If I take a late afternoon nap, I WILL have a hard time going to sleep. Best advice, just lie there, get comfortable, and count some BethIsRights. 

War for the Planet of the Beth is Right

July 31, 2017, 11:38am War for the Planet of the Apes is an excellent movie, and it would not have taken as long to figure this out if I had first just accepted that Beth is right.

Safelite repair, Safebeth is right

July 18, 2017, 11:30am Between calling USAA and Safelite about getting a windshield replaced, just call Safelite. USAA just patches through to Safelite, and time could have been saved by calling Safelite directly and trusting that Beth is right.