Car Crash

February 20, 2017, 8:20am
Beth asked me if I want to change my underwear before I leave for work. I did not. I then got into a car accident. Are these two things related? All I am saying is that if I had changed my underwear, maybe I would not have been in an accident, which required me to change my underwear anyway. And Beth is right. Dot com.

Beth is alt-rock right!

September 23, 2017, 9:58pm
The music played on Friends is "very 90s." Not like little musical snippets, but like "R.E.M. playing loudly during a scene" 90s. Too bad they didn't have the internet in 1994 to check

Fashion is fickle. And temporary.

August 23, 2017, 9:45pm
If Beth's favorite pair of shorts gets paint on them, don't spend twenty minutes searching for them on Old Navy or Pinterest or Google - they are two years old and impossible to find now. Save your time and just go to

11:30pm. Can't sleep. Check

August 22, 2017, 11:30pm
If I take a late afternoon nap, I WILL have a hard time going to sleep. Best advice, just lie there, get comfortable, and count some BethIsRights.

War for the Planet of the Beth is Right

July 31, 2017, 11:38am
War for the Planet of the Apes is an excellent movie, and it would not have taken as long to figure this out if I had first just accepted that Beth is right.

Safelite repair, Safebeth is right

July 18, 2017, 11:30am
Between calling USAA and Safelite about getting a windshield replaced, just call Safelite. USAA just patches through to Safelite, and time could have been saved by calling Safelite directly and trusting that Beth is right.

Squeaky Doors

July 12, 2017, 5:30pm
If you have already sprayed WD-40 on the hinge of a squeaky door and it is still squeaky, it is not the hinge, it is the bracket. Tightened the screws and acknowledge that Beth is right.